Looking for the funniest poop jokes for kids? You’re in the right bathroom—oops, I mean place! 💩
Kids think potty humor is just about the funniest thing ever—and honestly, it’s hard not to laugh right along with them.
A silly poop joke is perfect for breaking the ice, adding a little humor to a car ride, or just bringing on some giggles at home.
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These clean (well, mostly clean!) poop jokes are kid-friendly, parent-approved, and guaranteed to get plenty of laughs.
So if you’re ready for some laugh-out-loud silliness, here are 45 poop jokes guaranteed to make kids chuckle!
45 Poop Jokes For Kids
- Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?
To get to the bottom. - What did one piece of poop say to the other?
You crack me up! - Why don’t toilets ever get invited to parties?
Because they always bring their business. - What do you call a bathroom superhero?
Flush Gordon. - Why did the poop cross the road?
Because it was stuck to the chicken’s butt. - What kind of jokes do you tell in the bathroom?
Potty humor. - What do you get when you mix poop with a joke?
A real stinker. - Knock, knock.
— Who’s there?
— Toilet.
— Toilet who?
— Toilet you a secret, it’s a poop joke! - What do you call baby poop?
A diaper disaster. - Why did the toilet paper fail its test?
It couldn’t keep it together under pressure. - What’s brown and sounds like a bell?
Dung! - What did the poop say to the fart?
You blow me away. - Why was the bathroom always so good at school?
It had all the right toilet papers. - How do you stop toilet paper from rolling away?
Put a little poo on it. - What’s a parent’s least favorite song during potty training?
“Oops, I did it again.” - Why was the poop always invited to parties?
Because it was the life of the potty. - Knock, knock.
— Who’s there?
— Poo.
— Poo who?
— Don’t cry, it’s just a joke! - Why do kids love poop jokes?
Because they’re number one at number two. - What’s brown, sticky, and funny?
A poop joke. - Why did the toilet paper go missing?
It got wiped out. - What do you call a dog who steps in poop?
Poo-dle. - What’s a poop’s favorite sport?
Bowl-ing. - Why did the bathroom get an award?
For being outstanding in its field. - What did the toilet say to the poop?
You complete me. - What’s worse than finding a worm in your apple?
Finding half a worm… in your poop. - Knock, knock.
— Who’s there?
— Lettuce.
— Lettuce who?
— Lettuce in, we really need the toilet! - What’s small, brown, and always complaining?
A little poo. - Why did the poop sit alone?
Because it felt flushed. - How do you know when a joke is a bathroom joke?
When it’s a little corny. - What did the potty training book say?
This too shall pass. - Why was the toilet always calm?
Because it knew everything would come out fine. - What’s a poop’s favorite dance move?
The Tootsie Roll. - What do parents say during potty training?
You can doo it! - Knock, knock.
— Who’s there?
— Smell.
— Smell who?
— Smell you later, after I poop! - Why was the poop so funny?
Because it was potty trained in humor. - What kind of bathroom jokes do teachers tell?
Classroom commode-y. - Why don’t toilets ever get stressed?
They just let it all go. - What did the baby say after his first poop?
Poo-tastic! - Why did the toilet paper refuse to cross the bathroom?
Because it was stuck in a crappy situation. - Why did the poop blush?
Because it was caught in the act. - How do you know a poop joke is funny?
When it makes you burst out laughing. - What did the toilet paper say to the poop?
I’ve got you covered. - Why are poop jokes so popular at school?
Because they’re the number one kind of bathroom humor. - What happens when you tell too many poop jokes?
You might get wiped out. - Why was the toilet always so wise?
Because it had seen it all.